DOMA will still be DOMA

DOMA (the Defense of Marriage Act) is in for a change if Newt Gingrich becomes President. His first legislative proposal will be to have it amended. Instead of defining marriage as that between one man and one woman, under President Gingrich, marriage will be defined as one man, his wife and his mistress. The acronym will remain the same. Hence force, DOMA will stand for Defense of Mistresses Act.

Also published in the Chicago Sun Times, January 20, 2012