A TALE OF TWO MESSES

JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon dodged a figurative bullet and kept his 23 million dollar a year job in spite of the two billion dollar financial disaster by a rogue Chase trader. But his Chief Investment Officer Ina Drew coughed up her $16 million gig by "retiring" early. Hey, someone has to walk the plank when the Banksters fail to learn their lesson from the 2008 financial meltdown. Dimon has been Wall Street's point man, lobbying against critically needed government oversight to prevent the very jeopardy this new mess has caused our still shaky economy.


Speaking of messes, the guy who makes 23 bucks a day cleaning up after elephants in a circus parade is more valuable to society those those two clowns who pulled down 39 mill last year.