Pardon Bush, Cheney...taging them forever as war criminals

While George W. Bush and Dick Cheney will never be brought to justice for their war crimes, let's pre-emptively pardon them anyway. Then they will live out their lives and rest uneasily in posterity with this asterisk upon their brows:

Proclaimed: That George W. Bush and Richard B. Cheney, are pardoned now and forever, for any war crimes they may have committed, Including launching criminal wars and authorizing and/or condoning torture.