Trump puts Putin on ‘Double Secret Probation’ for not ending Ukraine war

 Trump puts Putin on ‘Double Secret Probation’ for not ending Ukraine war

President Trump channeled ‘Animal House’ Dean Vernon Wormer in trying to reign in the out of control John ‘Bluto’ Blutarsky, a.k.a. Vladimir Putin.

Trump is livid over Putin’s refusal to cave into Trump’s demand he end the Ukraine war he’s on the cusp of winning. And what will Trump do if Putin doesn’t enact ceasefire in “10 to 12” days?

Send in American troops to replace the rapidly disappearing Ukraine soldiers filling up numerous freshly dug Ukraine cemeteries? Nope.

Pour another $170 billion in US weapons that have done nothing but cause loss of one fifth of Ukraine territory to Russia? Nope.

Threaten Russia with nuclear annihilation? Nope.

Trump is planning something so horrific Putin will cave the moment Trump drops it on him…the Mother of all Sanctions. Only Trump knows what horrifying sanctions he has in store for Putin. Hence, Double Secret Probation.

Putin’s Bluto simply thumbed his nose at Trump’s Dean Wormer, hurling hundreds of drone bombs into Ukraine every day since Trump imposed DSP.

Trump’s Ukraine war policy is as chaotic as the administration of Faber College in ‘Animal House.’ Big difference? Trump’s presiding over a US provoked and enabled catastrophe, destroying Ukraine in the lost cause to weaken Russia. All things considered, I prefer John Landis’ ‘Animal House’ to the Donald Trump version.

Walt Zlotow, West Suburban Peace Coalition, Glen Ellyn IL