OPEN LETTER TO AFGHAN PRESIDENT KARZAI

Dear Afghanistan President Karzai:

Please kick us out of your country. We are too stupid and too heartless and too addicted to the money and power of criminal war to leave on our own. We use an overburdened private army to fight our senseless wars because we would not support them for a minute if we were all subject to a universal draft. As a result we send hired soldiers to multiple tours and some of them go nuts, killing and maiming and defiling your country. That's what happens in war; always has, always will. Tell us to leave real fast so the door doesn't hit...I think you get the point.