Irvin’ hedge clipper ad also cut

Illinois GOP gubernatorial candidate Richard Irvin hopes to cut his way into the gubernatorial mansion with a giant pair of hedge clippers supplied by his billionaire sugar daddy Ken Griffin.

The ad shows Irvin wielding his clippers to ‘cut income taxes, cut property taxes, cut wasteful spending, cut perks and cut electoral careers.’

But the ad concluded before we saw the last cut that was snipped out by Ken Griffin himself before being released to bombard us on TV: the social safety net.