I WANT A BAZOOKA (SUNG TO "I LOVE A PIANO"

I want a bazooka, I want a bazooka,

The 2nd Amendment says I can

I want an RPG (rocket propelled grenade), I want an RPG,
The 2nd Amendment says I can;

I want a flame thrower, I want a flame thrower,
The 2nd Amendment says I can;

I want a nuke, I want a nuke,
The 2nd Amendment says I can;

OK, maybe those items are beyond the imagination of the Founding Fathers who wrote the 2nd Amendment on December 15, 1791. Guess I'll settle for what those wise men meant in my right to bear arms: a musket.

Also published in the Glen Ellyn Patch, July 22, 2012