Bull Conner would be jealous

News that law enforcement dowsed Dakota Access Pipeline protesters with freezing water in 27 degree temps provoked a bit of jealousy in a long gone practitioner of the fine art of the firehose. Down in Authoritarian Hell, Bull Conner, is seething; his water hoses, if failing to knock over the civil rights demonstrators of 1963 Birmingham, merely cooled them off on a hot summer day.