Stirring at Oak Ridge after GOP poll

Poor Abe Lincoln. A hundred fifty-seven years after his assassination, the Illinois followers of the party he put on History’s map, keep assassinating his rest at Oak Ridge Cemetery in Springfield.

His soul cannot rest comfortably with news that 90% of Illinois Republicans still idolize the anti-Republican who staged a coup to remain president. Worse, over two thirds believe his dastardly lie the election was stolen.

What’s truly disconcerting to Abe is that there is no state among the 50 where Republicans think differently. The only hope for his soul to get needed solace and rest requires a party name change. Hence forth, he requests that GOP, Grand Old Party, becomes TTP, Trump Treason Party.